no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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