Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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