Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I have post one night stand depression
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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