drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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