Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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