Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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