I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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