I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
