I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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