Do you still have your period?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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