Yo dont text me then not text me
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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