Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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