i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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