your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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