She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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