you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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