I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
