I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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