Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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