How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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