i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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