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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I am mentally ready for anal.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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