There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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