David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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