you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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