That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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