Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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