yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My hand turned me down
My balls are so social today.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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