lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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