I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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