i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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