We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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