She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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