We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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