Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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