Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm sobbing to NWA
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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