I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it's like iHOP with fire
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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