try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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