White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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