No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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