Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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