Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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