were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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