I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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