Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
either way he was missing a nipple.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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