Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
how does that bad decision feel?
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