Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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