i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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