and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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