The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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