weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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